>10" - GOD - FIND ME

10" - Master - $25

<1" - This is not a Dick it's a Clit - $100

4" - Loser - $50

7" - Disappointing - $40

3" - Pathetic - $55

2" - WTF?? - $60

8" - Acceptable - $35

6" - Still Can't Feel It - $45

9" - Nice n' Big - $30

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1" - You Can't Be Serious - $65

Dick Tax

How do you measure up? Your Dick tax is equal to the size of your dick both flaccid and erect. So go check and see and send me the correct amount that is equal to your dick size.

5" - Can't Feel It - $45

If you don't fall exactly on, you should round down because you know you can't fake length.

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